The Senate of MLGPupperland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Doge with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.412 billion Puppers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pupperville. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MLGPupperlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,410 trillion PupperCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 130,923 PupperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Pupper Dung" has been declared a national treasure, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGPupperland's national animal is the Pupper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGPupperland is ranked 283,223^rd in the world and 2,040^th in The Dogeland Alliance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27.87 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.