The Nya of MLGDogeland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.465 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 8,691 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 470,677 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is John Starlight.

MLGDogeland is ranked 508^th in the world and 1^st in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 371,286.04 Standard Monetary Units.