The Royal Protectorate of Mleocunese Equestria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial-Governor Twilight Sparkle 35th with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.639 billion Mleocunese Equestrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twilightgard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mleocunese Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 138,381 Bits, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mleocunese Equestria's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Harmonuism.

Mleocunese Equestria is ranked 17,884^th in the world and 80^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.5 law-abiding acts per hour.