The Not so Creative Republic of Mixel GM is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.142 billion Mixel GMians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mixel GMian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Anythings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,383 Anythings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mixel GM has designated Mixel GM City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mixel GM's national animal is the Anything.

Mixel GM is ranked 277,144^th in the world and 1^st in Mixed Pixels for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 519.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.