The Most Serene Republic of Mitzi Gaynor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.389 billion Mitzi Gaynorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The strong Mitzi Gaynorian economy, worth 470 trillion Diamonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,722 Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mitzi Gaynor is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is moderate. Mitzi Gaynor's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mitzi Gaynor is ranked 280,052^nd in the world and 27^th in Aftoi oi omorfoi anthropoi for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.