The Queendom of Mito Ikumi is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.549 billion Mito Ikumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Mito Ikumian economy, worth 450 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,680 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Jennifer Government is banned, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and the average video game can be completed over lunch break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mito Ikumi's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Mito Ikumi is ranked 244,048th in the world and 3,595th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 86.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mito Ikumi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Primitive.
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Mito Ikumi, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
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Mito Ikumi, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
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Mito Ikumi, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in
Mito Ikumi, Jennifer Government is banned.
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Mito Ikumi, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
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Mito Ikumi, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
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Mito Ikumi, the entire entry for Mito Ikumi in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
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Mito Ikumi, citizens must pay to enjoy Mito Ikumi's pristine beaches.
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Mito Ikumi, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
















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