The Uniate Albanians of Mireditia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Xhovalin Spaqi with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.582 billion Miredites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prizren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Miredite economy, worth a remarkable 2,666 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,912 leks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mireditia's national animal is the badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Albanian Greek Catholic.

Mireditia is ranked 296,016^th in the world and 21^st in Aeterna Regnum for Most Cultured, scoring 49 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.