The United Socialist States of Mirco chips is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 2.396 billion Mirco chipsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mirco chipsian economy, worth 81.2 trillion eruos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,898 eruos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Short is not always sweet, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Mirco chipsians marry themselves', and local government operates tolls on every village road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mirco chips's national animal is the sheep and cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mirco chips is ranked 284,513^th in the world and 63^rd in Sphere of Conservative Republics for Highest Average Incomes, with 33,898.96 Standard Monetary Units.