The Guildmaster and Bar Maid of Miori Celesta is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Miori Celesta with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.912 billion Miori Celestans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tavern. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The powerhouse Miori Celestan economy, worth 785 trillion beer tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,203 beer tokens, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Adventuring's scriptures make useful doorstops, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miori Celesta's national animal is the guildmate, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adventuring.

Miori Celesta is ranked 88,462^nd in the world and 67^th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 79,203.14 Standard Monetary Units.