The Dictatorship of Mions is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 126 million Mionsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Mionsian economy, worth 8.79 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,736 Reichsmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,566 per year while the poor average 16,393, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, money grows on trees, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is moderate. Mions's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mions is ranked 295,632^nd in the world and 33^rd in Terra Pacis for Largest Populations, with 126 million capita.