The Kingdom of Minyan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Money with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.182 billion Minyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The powerhouse Minyan economy, worth 106 trillion Minyan Creds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 89,825 Minyan Creds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 564,783 per year while the poor average 6,018, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, Money has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and Money is the self-declared God of all Minyan. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minyan's national animal is the Moneyman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Money.

Minyan is ranked 330,630^th in the world and 2^nd in Rainy for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 3.96 Effective Tax Rate.