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*waves*
Nudest: 1,751stMost Avoided: 9,794thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,321st
The Wave Monster of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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Minuneru

Population10.693 billion

CapitalThe Ocean
LeaderMinuneru Haneuzu
FaithWaves

Currencyscrew
Animalwave creature

The Wave Monster of Minuneru is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Minuneru Haneuzu with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.693 billion Minuneruans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ocean. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The thriving Minuneruan economy, worth 443 trillion screws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,480 screws, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,717 per year while the poor average 7,119, a ratio of 23.0 to 1.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, and aides are afraid to ask if Minuneru Haneuzu wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minuneru's national animal is the wave creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waves.

Minuneru is ranked 75,975th in the world and 1,098th in Remembrance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,831.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nudest: 1,751stTop
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Most Avoided: 9,794thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,963rdLargest Black Market: 30,336th
Top
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 76th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 95th in the regionFattest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionMost Armed: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 149th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 150th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionMost Accessible: 165th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 247th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 307th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minuneru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Minuneru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Minuneru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Minuneru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuneru, aides are afraid to ask if Minuneru Haneuzu wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuneru, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuneru, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuneru, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuneru, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuneru, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.

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