The Empire of Millwellbee Inc is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 673 million Millwellbee Incians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Millwellbee Incian economy, worth 115 trillion coupons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,923 coupons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 692,872 per year while the poor average 28,511, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

"To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, international trade can be a pain to deal with, pedants defending Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Millwellbee Inc's national animal is the shopping cart, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Millwellbee Inc is ranked 23,676^th in the world and 10^th in Aspen for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,285.92 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.