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Life is great. Cheese makes it better
Most Politically Free: 12,832ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,432ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33,059th
The Adventures of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Contender
Officer and a Gentleman
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Migrating Cheese

Population11.703 billion

CurrencyGorganzola
AnimalCheesy Wotsit

The Adventures of Migrating Cheese is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Cheesy Wotsit population. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.703 billion Migrating Cheeseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Migrating Cheesean economy, worth 459 trillion Gorganzolas a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,282 Gorganzolas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,550 per year while the poor average 3,498, a ratio of 62.8 to 1.

Women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, a major religion has been named as Migrating Cheese's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Migrating Cheese in an international press conference, and Migrating Cheese has designated Migrating Cheese City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Migrating Cheese's national animal is the Cheesy Wotsit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Migrating Cheese is ranked 242,458th in the world and 5th in Lands of the Ooga for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 585.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Politically Free: 12,832ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,432ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33,059thMost Pro-Market: 33,107th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market, Highest Crime Rates, and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Migrating Cheese's influence in Lands of the Ooga rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Migrating Cheese's influence in Lands of the Ooga fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Migrating Cheese's influence in Lands of the Ooga rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Migrating Cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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