Population | 8.919 billion |
Capital | Mightyzia |
Leader | Mightylia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Mystical Special Nation of Mighty thy Armadillo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mightylia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.919 billion Mightys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mightyzia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mightyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,961 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 332,050 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime is totally unknown. Mighty thy Armadillo's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Mighty thy Armadillo is ranked 5,140th in the world and 22nd in Green Hills for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 557.93 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, the well-to-do in Green Hills are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Mighty thy Armadillo, anti-government web sites are springing up.