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You can't always get what you want
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,905thHighest Economic Output: 14,502nd
The Jaggeresque Moves of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Few
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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Mick Jagger

Population20.184 billion

CapitalDodgeville
LeaderThe Glimmer Twins

Currencychick
AnimalRooster

The Jaggeresque Moves of Mick Jagger is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Glimmer Twins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.184 billion Mick Jaggerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodgeville. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mick Jaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion chicks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,900 chicks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, one can wake up in Mick Jagger and have breakfast in Bigtopia, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, and Dodgeville's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mick Jagger's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mick Jagger is ranked 15,980th in the world and 1st in Manhattan for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 80.98 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,905thHighest Economic Output: 14,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,515thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,980thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,868thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,344thMost Cultured: 18,422ndMost Developed: 18,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,064thLargest Populations: 19,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,499thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,194thLargest Governments: 27,736thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,796thLargest Mining Sector: 28,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,781st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, Dodgeville's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, one can wake up in Mick Jagger and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response.
  • : Mick Jagger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, if a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mick Jagger, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires.

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