Population | 15.273 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | mule |
The Holy Empire of Mexistadt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.273 billion Mexistadtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mexistadtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,987 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,637 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Activists are attempting to repeal Moore's Law, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Mexistadt City's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexistadt's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mexistadt is ranked 10,756th in the world and 2nd in Wintercrest for Most Stationary, with 2,254.55795291532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mexistadt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Mexistadt City's playgrounds.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, activists are attempting to repeal Moore's Law.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, half of Mexistadt just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".