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Mexistadt shall rise from the ashes of Mexico
Most Ignorant Citizens: 841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 941stLargest Mining Sector: 1,486th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mexistadt

Population15.273 billion

Currencypeso
Animalmule

The Holy Empire of Mexistadt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.273 billion Mexistadtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mexistadtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,987 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,637 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Activists are attempting to repeal Moore's Law, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Mexistadt City's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexistadt's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mexistadt is ranked 10,756th in the world and 2nd in Wintercrest for Most Stationary, with 2,254.55795291532 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 941stLargest Mining Sector: 1,486thLargest Black Market: 1,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,754thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,816thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,160thMost Devout: 2,247thLargest Retail Industry: 2,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,530thMost Primitive: 2,745thMost Avoided: 2,809thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,439thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,021stHighest Economic Output: 7,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,599thMost Efficient Economies: 8,670thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,605thMost Stationary: 10,756thHighest Average Incomes: 10,767thMost Influential: 12,285thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,579thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,191stLargest Populations: 25,969th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mexistadt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Mexistadt City's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, activists are attempting to repeal Moore's Law.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, half of Mexistadt just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".

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