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Mexistadt shall rise from the ashes of Mexico
Most Ignorant Citizens: 672ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 828thMost Primitive: 896th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mexistadt

Population20.665 billion

Currencypeso
Animalmule

The Holy Empire of Mexistadt is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.665 billion Mexistadtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mexistadtian economy, worth a remarkable 4,712 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,035 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town, and arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexistadt's national animal is the mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mexistadt is ranked 8,277th in the world and 3rd in Wintercrest for Highest Average Incomes, with 228,035.34 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 672ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 828thMost Primitive: 896thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,065thLargest Mining Sector: 1,084thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,370thLargest Black Market: 1,381stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,578thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,579thMost Devout: 1,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,311thMost Avoided: 2,764thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,545thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,150thLargest Retail Industry: 4,291stMost Efficient Economies: 4,801stHighest Economic Output: 5,045thMost Stationary: 6,597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,277thMost Influential: 8,688thLargest Governments: 11,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,853rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,004thLargest Populations: 18,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 23,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,171stMost Authoritarian: 28,260thLowest Crime Rates: 31,110th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mexistadt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists.
  • : Mexistadt's influence in Wintercrest rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, when you fly on Air Mexistadt you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, Mexistadt City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.

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