The Aspiring Monarch of Mew Garcia is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.074 billion Mew Garcians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mew Garcian economy, worth 409 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,084 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mew Garcia's national animal is the giraffe.

Mew Garcia is ranked 174,376^th in the world and 2,204^th in Remembrance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 156.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.