The Colony of Meowzah is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.606 billion Meowzahians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The strong Meowzahian economy, worth 200 trillion Catgirl Coins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 55,631 Catgirl Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is well under control. Meowzah's national animal is the Little Nyan.

Meowzah is ranked 269,070^th in the world and 63^rd in Catgirls World for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.