The Protectorate of Melted decayed fat mario is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 192 million Melted decayed fat marioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The strong Melted decayed fat marioan economy, worth 9.87 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,412 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melted decayed fat mario's national animal is the falcon.

Melted decayed fat mario is ranked 239,574^th in the world and 7^th in Caca Toilet Super Deluxe Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 103.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.