Population | 13.006 billion |
Capital | Melonsville |
Leader | Melon Boi |
Faith | Melonism |
Currency | Skyrim |
Animal | Melon |
The Doot of Melons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Melon Boi with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.006 billion Melons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melonsville. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Melon economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion Skyrims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 200,668 Skyrims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, a passport is literally priceless, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melons's national animal is the Melon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Melonism.
Melons is ranked 6,693rd in the world and 1st in Just relax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.59 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Melons, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Melon emissions at all.
- : Melons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, glamping Melons won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
- : Following new legislation in Melons, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.