The District of Melbourne Hall is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.524 billion Melbourne Hallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The strong Melbourne Hallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,305 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, deers are considered a delicacy, and Melbourne Hall has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Melbourne Hall's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Melbourne Hall is ranked 89,645^th in the world and 4^th in Victoria for Most Primitive, scoring 14.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.