The Incorporated States of Megalotomia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.719 billion Megalotomians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The very strong Megalotomian economy, worth 642 trillion Megalocredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,737 Megalocredits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,144 per year while the poor average 20,910, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Megalotomia's national animal is the magpie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Megalotomia is ranked 88,762^nd in the world and 191^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Patriotic, with 16.34 flags saluted per person per day.