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ALL CARDS MUST DIE (205 Junked)
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,422ndFattest Citizens: 5,229thMost Secular: 6,176th
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Power
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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MeatGrinder

Population1.248 billion

CapitalLa bande de la mort

Currencybank
Animalkiwi

The Rogue Nation of MeatGrinder is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.248 billion Meat Grinders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La bande de la mort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The powerhouse MeatGrinderian economy, worth 117 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 94,509 banks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 539,018 per year while the poor average 8,040, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, and teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MeatGrinder's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MeatGrinder is ranked 308,275th in the world and 4th in Card Destruction for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 20.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,422ndFattest Citizens: 5,229thMost Secular: 6,176thMost Avoided: 8,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,040thLargest Mining Sector: 10,668thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,489thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,693rdTop
10%
Most Conservative: 23,180thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,339thLargest Insurance Industry: 27,209thMost Extreme: 30,915thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32,511th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MeatGrinder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : MeatGrinder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : MeatGrinder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : MeatGrinder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : MeatGrinder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : MeatGrinder lodged a message on the Card Destruction Regional Message Board.
  • : MeatGrinder changed its national motto to "ALL CARDS MUST DIE (205 Junked)".
  • : Following new legislation in MeatGrinder, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years.
  • : Following new legislation in MeatGrinder, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime.
  • : Following new legislation in MeatGrinder, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.

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