The Hell of MDA Foreign Legion 1 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.753 billion MDA Foreign Legion 1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving MDA Foreign Legion 1ian economy, worth 376 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,456 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, Leader is worshipped as a god, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MDA Foreign Legion 1's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MDA Foreign Legion 1 is ranked 247,409^th in the world and 52^nd in Free macau for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.