The Dictatorship of Mbappistan is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 729 million Mbappistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mbappegrad. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mbappistanian economy, worth 36.6 trillion Mbappistani Rubbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,257 Mbappistani Rubbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the study of medicine is popular throughout Mbappistan, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mbappistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mbappistan is ranked 233,374^th in the world and 46^th in Nordwrath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.