The Empire of Mavilay is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.8 billion Mavilayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirnaq. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mavilayian economy, worth 456 trillion Mavilay Fons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,133 Mavilay Fons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six, no true communist is an unbeliever, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mavilay's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is İslam.

Mavilay is ranked 126,590^th in the world and 30^th in Nordwrath for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,340.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.