The Biggest Floppa of Matteo is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 5.009 billion Matteoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Matteoan economy, worth 111 trillion baht a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,160 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Leader has just been declared ruler of Matteo in an international press conference, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Matteo's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matteo's national animal is the panther.

Matteo is ranked 247,202^nd in the world and 1^st in Bingus Floppa Island for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.