The Commonwealth of MathisB is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 938 million MathisBians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient MathisBian economy, worth 100 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,975 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, and the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MathisB's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MathisB is ranked 58,207^th in the world and 8^th in Surpridom of the Left for Most Developed, scoring 75.02 on the Human Development Index.