The Royal Federation of Matheo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.522 billion Matheoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Defense and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Matheoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 135,289 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 724,071 per year while the poor average 13,237, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Matheo's national animal is the The bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Matheo is ranked 303,693^rd in the world and 111^th in matheo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.