The State of Master Bantu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.414 billion Master Bantuans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The thriving Master Bantuan economy, worth 628 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 28,021 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 85,600 per year while the poor average 7,109, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Master Bantu's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Master Bantu is ranked 252,542^nd in the world and 1^st in Paramaribo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.82 law-abiding acts per hour.