The District of Maskva is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.545 billion Maskvans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Maskvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,816 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,922 per year while the poor average 17,188, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Maskva has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maskva's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maskva is ranked 48,288^th in the world and 1^st in Moskva for Highest Drug Use, scoring 280.84 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.