The Third Social Alliance of Mascorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.85 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeyamen City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 16,566 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 574,235 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mascorp's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Mascorp is ranked 319,537^th in the world and 15^th in Kylden for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.52 on the Kitten Softness Rating.