The Free Land of Martin C Weisskopf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.745 billion Martin C Weisskopfians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The very strong Martin C Weisskopfian economy, worth 833 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,922 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 161,668 per year while the poor average 13,428, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Martin C Weisskopf's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Martin C Weisskopf is ranked 254,929^th in the world and 840^th in Memeland United for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.