The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 27.838 billion Kodiak Bears enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak Island. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 4,625 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,149 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Yogi Bear twice, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in United Kodiaks, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 218,643^rd in the world and 72^nd in Texas for Most Patriotic, with 4.64 flags saluted per person per day.