The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Buc-ee with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.973 billion Buc-ees hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Jackson. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buc-ee economy, worth 291 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,629 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Buc-ee Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Buc-ee's bedroom, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime is almost non-existent. Buc-ee Gas Station's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Buc-ee Gas Station is ranked 281,309^th in the world and 93^rd in Texas for Most Patriotic, with 0.48 flags saluted per person per day.