The Astral Journeywoman of March 7th is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 7.914 billion March 7thians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The March 7thian economy, worth 168 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,240 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. March 7th's national animal is the stellaron, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

March 7th is ranked 318,524^th in the world and 3,714^th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.