The Most Dignified Geisha of Mameha is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.453 billion Geishas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Geisha economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 112,447 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mameha's national animal is the Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mameha is ranked 55,945^th in the world and 1^st in Nippon for Highest Poor Incomes, with 51,157.76 Standard Monetary Units.