Wo Zkasaeva Aeuso, Wo Won Tauta, Wo Jengat Kal’Evos! Leader
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 664th
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Population3.934 billion

CurrencyImperial Credit

The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Aeuso of Malumynumen is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.934 billion Malumynumenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malumynumenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,966 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, Leader's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, and scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Draconequus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Malumynumen is ranked 97,387th in the world and 14th in Union of Justice for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 843.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 664thHighest Poor Incomes: 789thLargest Black Market: 964thHighest Average Incomes: 1,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,314thMost Armed: 1,381stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,863rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,369thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,405thLargest Governments: 3,859thLowest Crime Rates: 3,932ndMost Developed: 4,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,073rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,918thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,301stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,511thSmartest Citizens: 6,768thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,317thMost Efficient Economies: 8,081stLargest Retail Industry: 8,125thTop
Most Secular: 9,867thHealthiest Citizens: 10,438thLargest Mining Sector: 10,524thHighest Economic Output: 11,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,425thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,306thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,859thMost Cultured: 16,519th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

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