By Order of the Emperor The Emperor
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 703rd
The Eternal Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lord Malumynumen
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Population5.218 billion

CapitalThe Capitol
LeaderThe Emperor


The Eternal Empire of Malumynumen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.218 billion Malumynumenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malumynumenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,686 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, The Emperor has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Draconequus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Malumynumen is ranked 12,528th in the world and 1st in Union of Liberal Nations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,819.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 703rdLargest Black Market: 845thHighest Poor Incomes: 891stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,334thHighest Average Incomes: 1,351stMost Armed: 1,458thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,722ndLargest Governments: 3,954thLowest Crime Rates: 3,978thMost Developed: 4,286thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,879thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,931stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,402ndSmartest Citizens: 7,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,437thLargest Retail Industry: 8,217thHighest Economic Output: 8,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,655thHealthiest Citizens: 9,455thTop
Most Secular: 11,596thLargest Mining Sector: 12,528thMost Authoritarian: 12,589thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,342ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,778thMost Cultured: 18,527thMost Conservative: 20,821st
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

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