The Kingdom of Malulota is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Bradicis Sutitali II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.862 billion Malulotans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ieva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malulotan economy, worth a remarkable 2,477 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,953 Rodins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, war criminals are given full state funerals, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and King Bradicis Sutitali II shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malulota's national animal is the Hunadas Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tealism.

Malulota is ranked 20,811^th in the world and 8^th in Aceon for Most Developed, scoring 86.88 on the Human Development Index.