The Kingdom of Malulota is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Bradicis Sutitali II with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.686 billion Malulotans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ieva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malulotan economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,953 Rodins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, war criminals are given full state funerals, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and King Bradicis Sutitali II shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malulota's national animal is the Hunadas Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tealism.

Malulota is ranked 27,260^th in the world and 17^th in Aceon for Highest Average Incomes, with 146,953.3 Standard Monetary Units.