The Constitutional Republic of Malsovor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hans Ziggerman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.468 billion Malsovorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malsovorian economy, worth 421 trillion Malosavorian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,627 Malosavorian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, every workday begins with group therapy, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and edutainment video games are taking Malsovor's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malsovor's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malsovor is ranked 49,063^rd in the world and 1^st in The Sylvaran Pact for Highest Drug Use, scoring 279.15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.