The Republic of Maloyaroslavetsky District is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 546 million Maloyaroslavetsky Districtians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The Maloyaroslavetsky Districtian economy, worth 33.8 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,994 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maloyaroslavetsky District's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maloyaroslavetsky District is ranked 62,053^rd in the world and 566^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,084.36 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.