The Democratic Republic of Malisimo is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 3.975 billion Malisimoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The Malisimoan economy, worth 155 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,208 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, voting is voluntary, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malisimo's national animal is the Kitsune.

Malisimo is ranked 129,173^rd in the world and 92^nd in Alliance of Storage Power for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.