The Dominion of Malaraxius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Malarax with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.793 billion Malaraxans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democracy's End. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaraxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,067 trillion Aidanians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 397,800 Aidanians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Malaraxian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaraxius's national animal is the Walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malaraxiism.

Malaraxius is ranked 289,385^th in the world and 4^th in The Associated States of the Oort Cloud for Most Primitive, scoring -635.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.