The Republic of Majuro is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Coconut with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.406 billion Majuroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahi Mahi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Majuroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,200 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,740 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, Coconut tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Majuro's national animal is the Bullfrog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coconut Crab Worship.

Majuro is ranked 94,925^th in the world and 260^th in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,458.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.