The Republic of MaiR is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.971 billion MaiRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The strong MaiRian economy, worth 490 trillion yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,582 yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The ban on cars has been repealed, every workday begins with group therapy, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MaiR's national animal is the fan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MaiR is ranked 50,509^th in the world and 340^th in Remembrance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,602.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.