The Federation of Mainflooristan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Freddie Lettuce with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.091 billion Mainflooristanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krupton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Mainflooristani economy, worth 278 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 54,634 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,171 per year while the poor average 3,370, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, Freddie Lettuce has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Charlesianity has been named as Mainflooristan's national religion, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mainflooristan's national animal is the Wildcat and its national religion is Charlesianity.

Mainflooristan is ranked 85,246^th in the world and 2^nd in Maschint Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,735.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.