The State of Main Street is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working, democratic population of 29.062 billion Main Streeters enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The Main Streetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,228 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Main Street's national animal is the deer.

Main Street is ranked 257,741^st in the world and 7^th in New Caledonia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.