The Queen's State of Mahoney Valley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 42.963 billion Mahoney Valleyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Mahoney Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 47,382 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,365 per year while the poor average 7,307, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and Mahoney Valley is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mahoney Valley's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mahoney Valley is ranked 109,493^rd in the world and 47^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.