The Republic of Magicpower is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 113 million Magicpowerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The very strong Magicpowerian economy, worth 6.74 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,623 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce is illegal, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, voting is voluntary, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magicpower's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Magicpower is ranked 80,150^th in the world and 3^rd in The final front1er for Highest Drug Use, scoring 216.09 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.